1 00:00:00,021 --> 00:00:04,421 This programme contains very strong language and adult humour. 2 00:00:10,981 --> 00:00:13,661 - Do you know what I think? - What? 3 00:00:13,701 --> 00:00:16,741 I think I could make you really happy. 4 00:00:16,781 --> 00:00:19,781 I'd love you, care for you. 5 00:00:19,821 --> 00:00:22,941 I'd be a brilliant dad to Tyler, you know. 6 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:25,501 And everything would be amazing... 7 00:00:25,541 --> 00:00:28,661 34 percent of the time. 8 00:00:59,061 --> 00:01:01,541 - A brigadier? - A brigadier. 9 00:01:01,581 --> 00:01:04,661 There was an army colonel for a bit, but he popped his clogs, 10 00:01:04,701 --> 00:01:07,541 then there is a mayor's wife, I drop off for her once a week. 11 00:01:07,581 --> 00:01:10,661 Honestly, it is fucking harmless. Medicinal is what it is, 12 00:01:10,701 --> 00:01:14,101 - this lady has got MS here. - You're basically the local doctor then. 13 00:01:14,141 --> 00:01:16,941 I am Doctor Vinnie PHDizzel. 14 00:01:16,981 --> 00:01:20,381 PHD. What the fuck does that stand for, PHD? 15 00:01:20,421 --> 00:01:22,541 I have no idea. 16 00:01:22,581 --> 00:01:25,461 I think the D is Doctor? No, I don't think it is. 17 00:01:25,501 --> 00:01:27,661 Wait till you see the smile on her face. Honestly, 18 00:01:27,701 --> 00:01:30,861 watch how much joy I bring to our Linda. Linda! 19 00:01:30,901 --> 00:01:33,341 - It's open. - Y'alright, love? 20 00:01:33,381 --> 00:01:37,461 Do I look alright? These seat sores are the bane of my life, 21 00:01:37,501 --> 00:01:40,301 will you get me cushion and slide it under? 22 00:01:40,341 --> 00:01:42,741 Yeah, can Sammy help? Yeah. Hiya, love. 23 00:01:42,781 --> 00:01:44,941 - Hi, Linda. - You the new girlfriend, then? 24 00:01:44,981 --> 00:01:47,701 Shut up, gobshite. For godsake. 25 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:50,381 Last girlfriend I had had bloody pig tails. 26 00:01:50,421 --> 00:01:53,101 - Kinky. - He's a good one, this one, Sammy. 27 00:01:53,141 --> 00:01:55,861 Keep hold of him. Heart of gold. 28 00:01:55,901 --> 00:01:58,301 Trying to get out of paying for the -- weed? - Yeah. - Is that what it is? 29 00:01:58,341 --> 00:02:02,301 Come on, on three. On 3. 1, 2, 3. Wah! 30 00:02:02,341 --> 00:02:05,301 All right, one more. 1, 2, 3. 31 00:02:09,221 --> 00:02:13,301 - Help me. - What the hell have you got there? 32 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:15,781 - Never mind that, get the legs. - Legs? 33 00:02:15,821 --> 00:02:18,781 Dylan, can we use upstairs? What for? 34 00:02:18,821 --> 00:02:21,741 What the fuck does it look like? Advanti... 35 00:02:22,821 --> 00:02:24,501 Honestly, not a clue. 36 00:02:24,541 --> 00:02:28,741 Are you ready for this? Gentlemen, this is the latest high-tech 37 00:02:28,781 --> 00:02:33,141 all-singing, all-dancing addition to my newly renovated erotic venue. 38 00:02:33,181 --> 00:02:35,221 - Sex dungeon. - It's not a fucking dungeon, Dylan. 39 00:02:35,261 --> 00:02:37,661 - It's underground, Tommo. - That's what I got now that Erin's got into bed 40 00:02:37,701 --> 00:02:41,381 with McCann. Jesus fucking Christ. Anyway, I thought to myself, 41 00:02:41,421 --> 00:02:45,261 Tommo, onwards and upwards. In with the new and so, on that note, 42 00:02:45,301 --> 00:02:49,581 gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to... 43 00:02:49,621 --> 00:02:53,781 -- Alison. - Wow. - She's... 44 00:02:53,821 --> 00:02:58,061 Fuckable? Freaky? 45 00:02:58,101 --> 00:03:01,021 - Life like. - Well, that's the whole point, innit? 46 00:03:01,061 --> 00:03:04,181 100 percent thermoplastic. Built-in pulsating vagina, 47 00:03:04,221 --> 00:03:06,141 depth of seven inches. Is that it, yeah? 48 00:03:06,181 --> 00:03:08,861 Metal skeleton. Real feel, no funny smells. 49 00:03:08,901 --> 00:03:13,221 Anal depth, 6.7 inches. Oral depth, five inches. 50 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:15,621 It's deep, yeah. Deep. 51 00:03:15,661 --> 00:03:18,701 So my questions to you, lads is this, which one of you lucky boys 52 00:03:18,741 --> 00:03:21,541 is going to test drive her? You are fucking kidding me. 53 00:03:21,581 --> 00:03:24,021 - I wouldn't fit in that. - JJ. 54 00:03:24,061 --> 00:03:27,261 Like I'm gonna fuck Alison behind - Sugar's back. - Cardi. Cardi. Cardi. 55 00:03:27,301 --> 00:03:30,101 - I will pay you. - Why don't you do it? 56 00:03:32,061 --> 00:03:35,421 - She's not my type, is she? - What do you mean, not your type? 57 00:03:35,461 --> 00:03:39,141 Well, she's not human for a start. That's the point though, isn't it? 58 00:03:39,181 --> 00:03:42,461 If you must know, I've been having these fucking nightmares. 59 00:03:42,501 --> 00:03:45,381 Freaky fucking dreams. Honestly, they have put me off my game. 60 00:03:45,421 --> 00:03:47,741 I wake up in a blind panic. 61 00:03:47,781 --> 00:03:52,821 What happens in the dreams? I'm fast asleep, in my dream, 62 00:03:52,861 --> 00:03:55,221 in my own bed. 63 00:03:56,381 --> 00:03:59,021 Or at least it seems like my own bed, 64 00:03:59,061 --> 00:04:03,021 except it feels like satin sheets, whereas I would always plumb 65 00:04:03,061 --> 00:04:05,501 for Egyptian cotton. And I become aware 66 00:04:05,541 --> 00:04:08,941 that I'm being caressed, softly, under the covers 67 00:04:08,981 --> 00:04:12,181 like, not unpleasant, but the sensation starts to bring me round, 68 00:04:12,221 --> 00:04:15,701 and I half open my eyes as I become more aware of my surroundings, 69 00:04:15,741 --> 00:04:18,461 I pull back the covers to remind myself who I'm in bed with... 70 00:04:18,501 --> 00:04:22,021 and it's only then I see... 71 00:04:26,261 --> 00:04:30,301 - Erin? - Honestly, chaps, I am exhausted, 72 00:04:30,341 --> 00:04:33,941 a shadow of my former self. Drinking to knock myself out at night. 73 00:04:33,981 --> 00:04:36,901 - Have you tried wanking? - Of course I've fucking tried wanking, Ash. 74 00:04:36,941 --> 00:04:38,981 It's my first point of call in any situation. 75 00:04:39,021 --> 00:04:41,301 But you try getting it up when there is a threat of a fucking 76 00:04:41,341 --> 00:04:45,101 pupil-less Erin looming over you. Probably just anxiety, 77 00:04:45,141 --> 00:04:47,861 cos you guys fell out. 78 00:04:48,861 --> 00:04:52,501 Why don't you - just make up? - Yeah. 79 00:04:52,541 --> 00:04:56,821 Maybe. But I don't need her, do I, Cardi? 80 00:04:56,861 --> 00:04:59,981 Cos I have got this lovely lady, so, the question remains, 81 00:05:00,021 --> 00:05:01,981 who is volunteering? 82 00:05:04,141 --> 00:05:07,341 Did I or did I not say, pulsating vagina? 83 00:05:07,381 --> 00:05:10,501 My dad was never really around, 84 00:05:10,541 --> 00:05:12,981 my mum used to say he was away working. 85 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:16,221 Turns out he was actually inside, either that 86 00:05:16,261 --> 00:05:19,061 or off on one of his idiot schemes. 87 00:05:20,621 --> 00:05:23,461 How old were you when your mum left? Seven. 88 00:05:23,501 --> 00:05:25,501 - That's so little. - Mmm. 89 00:05:27,541 --> 00:05:30,141 Christ, I wonder sometimes whether that is half the reason 90 00:05:30,181 --> 00:05:33,741 I am they way I am. I mean, my brain is just... 91 00:05:33,781 --> 00:05:36,461 Christ, it is fucked. I have to take pills, you know. 92 00:05:36,501 --> 00:05:38,941 It's a fucking shame. 93 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:44,341 You are bonny in the woods. - Fuck off. - You do, you suit them. 94 00:05:45,581 --> 00:05:50,981 I like it. Bet you missed it here when you were inside? 95 00:05:51,021 --> 00:05:55,581 - I did, yeah. - What were you actually in for? 96 00:05:55,621 --> 00:05:58,741 Something to do with a burial? 97 00:06:00,581 --> 00:06:04,461 It's a long story, that one. I'm not going anywhere. 98 00:06:09,501 --> 00:06:12,941 It's better I don't tell you about it, keep you safe. 99 00:06:12,981 --> 00:06:15,821 This fella, Terence McCann, he is just a piece of work. 100 00:06:15,861 --> 00:06:18,341 The guy Erin works for? 101 00:06:19,781 --> 00:06:22,821 He's just not a nice guy. He fucking hurts people, you know. 102 00:06:24,541 --> 00:06:27,741 And that is the last thing I want happening to you, so... 103 00:06:43,981 --> 00:06:47,061 - Hi, Albie. - Hi. It'll only be for an hour 104 00:06:47,101 --> 00:06:50,941 - while I do some work. - Has he brought - a game? - Yeah, got Connect Four. 105 00:06:50,981 --> 00:06:54,421 - I love Connect Four. - I know you do and you're good at it as well. 106 00:06:54,461 --> 00:06:57,501 Have a good time, yeah. - Bye, Albie. - Bye. 107 00:07:18,141 --> 00:07:20,701 What's going on? Department of Environment. 108 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:24,701 This erection you are living in is - here illegally. - What? 109 00:07:24,741 --> 00:07:28,581 This land has been sold, and your erection... Come on now, you, 110 00:07:28,621 --> 00:07:32,061 with your erections... Has to be removed within seven days. 111 00:07:32,101 --> 00:07:34,581 Hey, hang on a minute... It's all in there. 112 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:39,101 Fuck me, I've been here years, man. Yeah, illegally. 113 00:07:39,141 --> 00:07:43,181 It's the fucking woods, people don't - own the woods. - They do now. 114 00:07:44,581 --> 00:07:47,021 - Seven days. - Alright. 115 00:07:48,181 --> 00:07:50,261 Shit. 116 00:07:51,541 --> 00:07:53,861 Jimbo? 117 00:07:55,621 --> 00:07:59,261 Oh! Fuck are you two old cunts doing? 118 00:07:59,301 --> 00:08:02,861 - What does it like? - It looks like you are fondling up a ginger horse. 119 00:08:02,901 --> 00:08:06,181 There you are, then. We are entering the East Lancs show 120 00:08:06,221 --> 00:08:09,221 and this time we're gonna fucking win. 121 00:08:09,261 --> 00:08:11,821 We've set aside our previous differences to come together 122 00:08:11,861 --> 00:08:16,421 - in a common cause. - It's like when Batman and The Joker worked together 123 00:08:16,461 --> 00:08:20,621 - to defeat Owlman. - Owlman, was it, it was fucking Penguin. 124 00:08:20,661 --> 00:08:23,901 -- Owlman.Penguin. - Owlman. - Penguin. 125 00:08:23,941 --> 00:08:28,101 Oi! For fuck's sake. I need help. 126 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:31,821 The fucking council have sold the land on. They are gonna kick me out 127 00:08:31,861 --> 00:08:35,421 my fucking shack. I have got seven - days lads. - They can't do that. 128 00:08:35,461 --> 00:08:38,941 - Well, apparently, they can. - That's right on the edge of my farm, 129 00:08:38,981 --> 00:08:42,901 that's classic woodland. There's fucking rare bluebells down there, 130 00:08:42,941 --> 00:08:46,061 little fucking dormice - and chiff chaffs. - That's right, 131 00:08:46,101 --> 00:08:49,061 I saw a willow warbler down there - just last week. - Listen, 132 00:08:49,101 --> 00:08:52,261 fuck, it's my home. I can't live in a fucking house. 133 00:08:52,301 --> 00:08:55,901 What the fuck am I gonna do? Help me out, for fuck sake. 134 00:08:55,941 --> 00:08:59,901 Hey, what about your secret club. You're always bragging 135 00:08:59,941 --> 00:09:03,541 that you know MPs and council - members. - Alright, well what's this 136 00:09:03,581 --> 00:09:07,421 secret club, then, Shirley? - It's a secret. - He's a mason. 137 00:09:10,301 --> 00:09:13,661 - Prove it. - Well, then, fuck, Shirley, have a word for me, man. 138 00:09:13,701 --> 00:09:17,541 No can do, sorry. We have very strict rules against that kind of - thing. - Fuck. 139 00:09:17,581 --> 00:09:19,581 In fact forget I was ever here, 140 00:09:19,621 --> 00:09:22,661 forget this conversation ever took place. 141 00:09:22,701 --> 00:09:27,301 Oi, Paslowski...your secret friends are cunts. 142 00:09:27,341 --> 00:09:31,621 Your secret friends are cunts! I haven't got any secret friends. 143 00:09:31,661 --> 00:09:34,861 But if you did, they'd be cunts! 144 00:09:36,901 --> 00:09:39,621 Three illegal operations. 145 00:09:39,661 --> 00:09:42,701 Weed grow, Rat and Cutter, car garage, 146 00:09:42,741 --> 00:09:45,221 we hit them all at the same time. 147 00:09:45,261 --> 00:09:48,541 We want to catch them in the act so the timing is vital. Samantha. 148 00:09:48,581 --> 00:09:51,261 I'm working on it. I'd say I'm pretty close 149 00:09:51,301 --> 00:09:55,061 to being able to provide a hit time. We're gonna take these scroats down. 150 00:09:55,101 --> 00:09:57,261 And when we've got them, 151 00:09:57,301 --> 00:10:02,141 we'll make them squeal about that bastard McCann. 152 00:10:02,181 --> 00:10:04,501 Erin! Erin! 153 00:10:05,621 --> 00:10:08,861 Albie? Where's Tyler? 154 00:10:08,901 --> 00:10:12,181 He's gone. I've lost him. He just disappeared. 155 00:10:27,541 --> 00:10:30,101 Tyler? 156 00:10:33,301 --> 00:10:35,901 - Tyler! - Have you seen him? 157 00:10:35,941 --> 00:10:38,541 No, it's McCann, Vinnie, I know it is. 158 00:10:38,581 --> 00:10:41,541 All because of that 30 fucking - grand. - Albie, listen to me, 159 00:10:41,581 --> 00:10:44,461 did he get in a car with any men? - He can't remember. - I can't remember. 160 00:10:44,501 --> 00:10:47,701 It's alright. It's alright. Erm, why was he at the fucking shops anyway? 161 00:10:47,741 --> 00:10:50,341 He went to get Tyler some sweets, I didn't tell him he couldn't. 162 00:10:50,381 --> 00:10:53,221 - I'm sorry. - No. No. No, sweetheart. It's not your fault. 163 00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:55,941 - It's alright. - I'm really worried, Vin. I'll have to call the police. 164 00:10:55,981 --> 00:10:58,501 What if they hurt him? Oi, listen, calm down a bit. 165 00:10:58,541 --> 00:11:00,541 I'm gonna get him back. I'll get him back today, 166 00:11:00,581 --> 00:11:03,421 I promise you. Everything is gonna be alright. I promise, sweetheart. 167 00:11:03,461 --> 00:11:06,621 Shit, it's Sugar. Shug! 168 00:11:06,661 --> 00:11:10,861 He's at home. He's at home. Thank fuck for that. Christ. 169 00:11:16,541 --> 00:11:19,981 They said I had to go because you needed me home. 170 00:11:20,021 --> 00:11:22,781 They used your name so I thought they knew you. 171 00:11:22,821 --> 00:11:27,141 - Did they say anything? - No. They just asked me if I knew my Uncle Terence. 172 00:11:27,181 --> 00:11:31,021 Alright, well you are home now so it doesn't matter but listen to me. 173 00:11:32,741 --> 00:11:36,101 Don't ever get in a strange car 174 00:11:36,141 --> 00:11:41,261 with people you don't know ever again. Right? Not unless Mummy says. 175 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,981 - Yeah. - OK. You are a good lad. 176 00:11:44,021 --> 00:11:47,141 Eat your biscuits. 177 00:11:49,741 --> 00:11:54,101 MCCANN You have reached Terence McCann. Please leave a message after the beep. 178 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:04,341 I don't know about this, Vin. Kidnapping's not really our thing, 179 00:12:04,381 --> 00:12:07,341 - is it? - We're sending a message, Ashley. I wouldn't mind 180 00:12:07,381 --> 00:12:11,061 but they bloody know me these two. 181 00:12:11,101 --> 00:12:13,421 That's enough. 182 00:12:13,461 --> 00:12:18,621 Girls. Oi. Oi. Oi. You don't even know what a narwhal is, do you? 183 00:12:18,661 --> 00:12:22,581 - What is a narwhal? - It's a whale with a horn. It's for breaking up ice. 184 00:12:22,621 --> 00:12:27,101 -- Is it? - Where's the fat one? - Now, girls, that's not nice, is it. 185 00:12:27,141 --> 00:12:31,301 No, it's not, so it's not. We'll be drinking a pint of Guinness 186 00:12:31,341 --> 00:12:33,981 with me leprechaun. 187 00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:36,981 ♪ Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean... 188 00:12:37,021 --> 00:12:41,421 Just make the call, will you? Oi, that is enough. 189 00:12:56,261 --> 00:12:59,741 Right, now before you start going out of your fucking mind, 190 00:12:59,781 --> 00:13:02,501 they're fine. In fact, they are extremely annoying 191 00:13:02,541 --> 00:13:04,781 and it is me that is fucking traumatised. 192 00:13:04,821 --> 00:13:07,701 Take them... Take them fucking home now. 193 00:13:07,741 --> 00:13:10,501 Ah, now you see, you sound cross there. 194 00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:14,021 I was pretty fucking furious too when you had a word with my child. 195 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:17,981 Your child? You and Erin? Jesus Christ, yes, me and Erin. 196 00:13:18,021 --> 00:13:21,101 We had a one-night stand thing. I am warning you, man, 197 00:13:21,141 --> 00:13:24,981 threaten me as much as you want, but involve my kid with summat like this 198 00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:28,741 again and I will fucking murder you. - Erin owes me 30 grand. - Right, 199 00:13:28,781 --> 00:13:31,781 - and you will get it. - When? Fucking soon. 200 00:13:31,821 --> 00:13:35,381 You've got until the end of the fucking week. Put them on the phone. 201 00:13:36,381 --> 00:13:39,821 - No. - You fucking lay a hand on those girls, and I swear... Listen to you, 202 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:44,501 I am not a fucking monster like you, I wouldn't hurt a child, I am proving a fucking point. 203 00:13:44,541 --> 00:13:48,421 Proving a fucking point? You're a dead cunt. You were nearly dead 204 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,461 before this stunt, but now you are fucking dead. 205 00:13:50,501 --> 00:13:53,141 And that bitch that bore your child is fucking dead. 206 00:13:53,181 --> 00:13:57,861 And that boy I will leave a fucking orphan! Now take them home! 207 00:14:01,021 --> 00:14:04,421 -- How did it go? - Not great. - Right. Let's drop them off. 208 00:14:09,981 --> 00:14:13,861 Vinnie was telling me all about why he went to prison. Crazy. 209 00:14:13,901 --> 00:14:16,501 Yeah. 210 00:14:16,541 --> 00:14:21,861 Were you there, when Tillerton had his accident? 211 00:14:21,901 --> 00:14:26,461 Er...yeah. Yeah. But you know, that's all behind us now. 212 00:14:26,501 --> 00:14:29,381 Vinnie's done his time, it's all forgotten. 213 00:14:29,421 --> 00:14:33,021 Must be dead scary though, Erin still working with McCann? 214 00:14:33,061 --> 00:14:36,341 And you two didn't...? Fuck. 215 00:14:36,381 --> 00:14:39,061 Shit, it's broken. 216 00:14:39,101 --> 00:14:42,221 Sorry, hi, you OK? 217 00:14:55,701 --> 00:14:59,381 Oh, it's you. What do you want? What the fuck is that in your hand? 218 00:14:59,421 --> 00:15:03,221 - An ear. - Why would you bring and ear to the front of house? 219 00:15:03,261 --> 00:15:06,301 I mean, this is your establishment, man. I could have been 220 00:15:06,341 --> 00:15:09,821 a grieving family member. You know, lost my husband 221 00:15:09,861 --> 00:15:12,661 or summat. I walk in here and there is a one-eyed fucking pirate 222 00:15:12,701 --> 00:15:15,381 - with a severed ear in his hand. - It's not severed, in fact, the reason 223 00:15:15,421 --> 00:15:19,181 I'm holding it is cos of the way he died. The man had his entire head 224 00:15:19,221 --> 00:15:22,421 squashed under the wheel of an articulated lorry. 225 00:15:22,461 --> 00:15:25,301 Caved like a melon. But staggeringly, 226 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:28,501 the ear came out unscathed. That is staggering. 227 00:15:28,541 --> 00:15:31,181 Which is why it's going in my trophy cabinet. 228 00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:33,581 What are you on about, trophy - cabinet? - Body parts that have 229 00:15:33,621 --> 00:15:37,381 fascinating stories connected to their deaths. Like a 3-D diary 230 00:15:37,421 --> 00:15:41,301 - kind of thing. - For fuck... Shut up. You've got the body parts 231 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:45,661 of people's loved ones in a cabinet? The man's head was squashed 232 00:15:45,701 --> 00:15:48,781 to mush under a fucking truck, do you really think his family 233 00:15:48,821 --> 00:15:52,461 are gonna care whether I keep his fucking ear in formaldehyde? 234 00:15:52,501 --> 00:15:56,821 -- Hmm. - Do you wanna see? - Yes. Come on, son. 235 00:15:56,861 --> 00:16:00,061 - What did you come here for anyway? - I need to get your Stephen to bell me, 236 00:16:00,101 --> 00:16:02,501 it's about his dad. McCann, why? 237 00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:06,741 I need him to organise some sort of - a truce. - With his dad, unlikely. 238 00:16:06,781 --> 00:16:09,141 He thinks he's an effeminate artist. Yeah. 239 00:16:09,181 --> 00:16:11,701 Well, can you get him to bell me? 240 00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:16,901 Behold, the trophy cellar. What the fuck? 241 00:16:18,421 --> 00:16:21,381 What do you think? What do you mean, "what do I think"? 242 00:16:21,421 --> 00:16:23,701 I think you are a fucking lunatic, is what I think. 243 00:16:23,741 --> 00:16:27,181 Look at the state of this shit. What - the fuck are these here? - Brain. 244 00:16:27,221 --> 00:16:30,101 Ah, fuck me. A foot. 245 00:16:30,141 --> 00:16:32,581 What is with the tongue? What is that all about? 246 00:16:32,621 --> 00:16:34,941 Wife cut it out after she caught her husband giving cunnilingus 247 00:16:34,981 --> 00:16:37,741 to the baby sitter. He bled - to death. - This is fucked. 248 00:16:37,781 --> 00:16:40,701 - Beautiful. - Get it away. It's gonna look well there. 249 00:16:40,741 --> 00:16:43,701 Are them bollocks there? What are - they saying? - That's a funny story. 250 00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:46,181 There was this barbed wire fence- You know, don't. Fuck me. 251 00:16:46,221 --> 00:16:49,501 That's the end of that story. Start and the end, barbed wire fence. 252 00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:53,941 Big fucking slit down the centre of it. Jesus wept. 253 00:16:53,981 --> 00:16:58,061 - What's under that? - Oh, that's nothing, empty, forget about it. 254 00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:00,301 - Come on. - Alright. 255 00:17:04,861 --> 00:17:08,221 Ah! No. No. 256 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:11,381 - I told you not to look. - You were meant to fucking cremate that dude. 257 00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,901 That is not... That is evidence. No one's gonna find it. 258 00:17:13,941 --> 00:17:17,621 Besides, it's a great story. Head clean off, sewn on to another body. 259 00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:20,421 - It's my second favourite. - Second favourite. That's nothing but trouble. 260 00:17:20,461 --> 00:17:24,221 You'll fucking burn it. Say I don't? 261 00:17:24,261 --> 00:17:27,221 Alright, alright, for fuck's sake. I am heartbroken. 262 00:17:27,261 --> 00:17:30,301 I want you to know that. Fuck! Burn it! 263 00:17:36,461 --> 00:17:39,101 Burn it. 264 00:17:41,381 --> 00:17:44,421 Oi, get Stephen to bell me. 265 00:17:48,381 --> 00:17:52,741 Sammy, I know you're working, but I just... 266 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:55,341 I dunno, I just... 267 00:17:55,381 --> 00:17:58,221 I dunno, actually. 268 00:17:58,261 --> 00:18:01,061 I just wanted you to know that I'm thinking of you. 269 00:18:01,101 --> 00:18:03,941 I am sorry it's a shit message. Already. 270 00:18:03,981 --> 00:18:09,061 Just...if you want, give us a bell tomorrow or summat. 271 00:18:09,101 --> 00:18:13,101 We can try and link up. Erm, 272 00:18:13,141 --> 00:18:15,901 erm, fuck. Bye. 273 00:18:15,941 --> 00:18:18,901 Bye, then. You fucking turd. 274 00:18:18,941 --> 00:18:21,181 Shit. 275 00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:39,981 Mmm. 276 00:19:03,741 --> 00:19:05,821 Hello? 277 00:19:08,821 --> 00:19:10,941 Shit. 278 00:19:17,861 --> 00:19:20,501 - Oh, you fucker! - Alright, Vin. 279 00:19:20,541 --> 00:19:23,861 You great dickhead, what the fuck are you doing in there? 280 00:19:25,901 --> 00:19:27,941 I need a bit of company, mate. 281 00:19:27,981 --> 00:19:32,061 It's my head, these fucking dreams, I can't be on me own. 282 00:19:32,101 --> 00:19:35,381 Right, then fucking come on, then. Cheers, mate. 283 00:19:38,301 --> 00:19:40,501 Fucking hell, dude, what's that? 284 00:19:40,541 --> 00:19:44,301 She is jaundice yellow. She looks startled. 285 00:19:44,341 --> 00:19:46,541 I am not fucking test driving that. 286 00:19:46,581 --> 00:19:49,221 Just a quickie, fanny, funbags. 287 00:19:49,261 --> 00:19:51,541 She was reduced for a quick sale, so I'm worried there might be 288 00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:54,021 - hidden damage. - Fuck me. Hidden damage? 289 00:19:54,061 --> 00:19:56,141 Baggy arse or summat, I don't know. 290 00:19:56,181 --> 00:19:58,421 Christ, and what are you gonna be doing while I am humping the life 291 00:19:58,461 --> 00:20:01,221 - out of this? - I'll go for a walk, - won't I? Twiddle about. - Fuck that, 292 00:20:01,261 --> 00:20:05,221 dude, I am not shagging that thing. Jesus fucking Christ, Vincent, 293 00:20:05,261 --> 00:20:08,541 it's a free shag and I can't even fucking give it away. 294 00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:15,141 I suppose you are having your needs attended to by the scrumptious Samantha? 295 00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:18,861 Well, not really. 296 00:20:18,901 --> 00:20:20,781 Hmm? 297 00:20:20,821 --> 00:20:23,181 Have you, err...? 298 00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:26,661 Not exactly, no. Not exactly? 299 00:20:26,701 --> 00:20:29,261 Well, not...fuck me, not at all. Has she sucked you off? 300 00:20:29,301 --> 00:20:32,141 Dude, I am not supposed to... tell you shit like that. 301 00:20:32,181 --> 00:20:35,701 Not supposed to. Hey, hey, hey, look who you are talking to, mate, 302 00:20:35,741 --> 00:20:37,701 I am a broken man. 303 00:20:37,741 --> 00:20:40,741 This year I've had fucking hell, dignity robbed, 304 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:44,221 livelihood stripped away from me. The least you can do, right, 305 00:20:44,261 --> 00:20:47,701 is enlighten your mate with the details of your mucky mucky love life. 306 00:20:47,741 --> 00:20:50,941 Now, then, have you had a go on the mammaries? 307 00:20:50,981 --> 00:20:54,141 - Yes. - Right. Naked or through - clothes? - Through clothes. 308 00:20:54,181 --> 00:20:57,021 - What about the man's pubis? - Uh-uh. 309 00:20:57,061 --> 00:20:59,461 - Not yet. - Not even through clothes? 310 00:20:59,501 --> 00:21:02,261 Not even a dry hump? No, I haven't dry humped. 311 00:21:02,301 --> 00:21:06,301 We've kissed. We have had a smooch up, but that is about it. 312 00:21:06,341 --> 00:21:09,221 It's just about connection for now, you know. 313 00:21:09,261 --> 00:21:12,221 She likes me. And I like her. 314 00:21:12,261 --> 00:21:16,221 I tell her I am a bi-polar fuck up, she listens and tells me I am not. 315 00:21:16,261 --> 00:21:18,901 I think I feel something for her. 316 00:21:18,941 --> 00:21:21,301 Fair enough. 317 00:21:21,341 --> 00:21:24,461 Now, then, what's your policy on spooning? 318 00:21:24,501 --> 00:21:28,981 I can't have your willy near my bum. - I won't sleep. - Fine, you spoon me. 319 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:33,021 Next question, may I sleep in the altogether? 320 00:21:33,061 --> 00:21:36,621 Dude, no. That is a firm no. 321 00:21:36,661 --> 00:21:41,301 Jesus fucking Christ, when did you get to be such a fucking prude? 322 00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:44,661 When I have to sleep with my midget mate naked. 323 00:21:45,701 --> 00:21:47,941 I tell you what... What? It's actually quite cosy, 324 00:21:47,981 --> 00:21:50,461 - this place, ain't it? - Yeah. I don't mind telling you. 325 00:21:50,501 --> 00:21:52,981 I used to think it was a bit of a shithole. 326 00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:57,501 Well, if that removal order comes through 327 00:21:57,541 --> 00:22:00,541 I will be out on my fucking ear, won't I? 328 00:22:00,581 --> 00:22:03,581 Oh, aye. Do you want any help with that? 329 00:22:03,621 --> 00:22:06,581 I used to spank a bloke that works in the town hall. Actually, no, 330 00:22:06,621 --> 00:22:10,221 come to think about it, he works in sanitation. 331 00:22:11,221 --> 00:22:13,861 Do you know that fucking Shirley's a mason. 332 00:22:13,901 --> 00:22:16,741 Yeah. Jim told me about it. 333 00:22:16,781 --> 00:22:19,021 Knows all these people on the fucking council. 334 00:22:19,061 --> 00:22:22,541 Said, will you give us a hand? Told me to fuck myself. Blonde twat! 335 00:22:22,581 --> 00:22:25,701 - Shirley. - Yeah. 336 00:22:25,741 --> 00:22:29,901 Because I seem to recall that Shirley's a sleepwalker, in't he? 337 00:22:29,941 --> 00:22:32,501 - Hmm. - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 338 00:22:32,541 --> 00:22:36,701 Cos the thing about sleepwalkers, Vincent, is... 339 00:22:36,741 --> 00:22:40,901 people get up to all sorts - in their sleep, don't they? - Hmm. 340 00:23:28,461 --> 00:23:30,461 Shit. 341 00:23:47,421 --> 00:23:49,141 Right, go on. 342 00:23:49,181 --> 00:23:53,221 Now, then, a few lewd poses, right, 343 00:23:53,261 --> 00:23:56,061 enough for your standard blackmail job. 344 00:23:59,821 --> 00:24:01,901 There we go. Get snapping. 345 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:05,861 - Fuck. - Right, he's going for it. 346 00:24:05,901 --> 00:24:08,581 Jesus, he's rampant. 347 00:24:08,621 --> 00:24:10,381 We shouldn't be watching this, lads. 348 00:24:10,421 --> 00:24:12,861 Fuck, dude. 349 00:24:12,901 --> 00:24:14,981 Fucking hell, he's not actually. 350 00:24:15,021 --> 00:24:18,461 Oh, poor Alison. Poor me, more like, 351 00:24:18,501 --> 00:24:20,181 I've gotta clean her out. 352 00:24:20,221 --> 00:24:22,621 Jesus Christ, I hope he don't rip her. 353 00:24:22,661 --> 00:24:26,581 Oh, fucking hell! Fuck, dude. 354 00:24:28,821 --> 00:24:31,701 How do you make it do that? 355 00:24:32,741 --> 00:24:36,941 Good Lord, nobody should have to go through that. Poor Alison. 356 00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:43,541 Alright, Dyldo? What are you doing here? 357 00:24:43,581 --> 00:24:47,661 I need to talk to you, man. Alone. 358 00:24:49,381 --> 00:24:53,181 - What the fuck is going on? - Dude, I don't know how to tell you this. 359 00:24:53,221 --> 00:24:56,221 Dude, honestly, you are making me fucking nervous. 360 00:24:56,261 --> 00:24:59,181 - What's going on, Dyl? - Erm... 361 00:25:00,821 --> 00:25:04,101 - It's Samantha. - What about her? 362 00:25:04,141 --> 00:25:06,301 I don't know who she is. I don't know what she is, 363 00:25:06,341 --> 00:25:10,861 but you can't fucking trust her. What are you talking about? 364 00:25:10,901 --> 00:25:13,901 She started asking loads of questions behind the bar, 365 00:25:13,941 --> 00:25:17,541 and I were fucking... I were careful, after what happened with Sara, 366 00:25:17,581 --> 00:25:20,741 I kept my gob shut, but it just bothered me, 367 00:25:20,781 --> 00:25:26,621 and then I accidentally knocked her bag over and found this... 368 00:25:27,461 --> 00:25:31,981 It's not a lighter, it's a fuck... it's a microphone. 369 00:25:33,781 --> 00:25:36,701 How old were you when your mam left? 370 00:25:36,741 --> 00:25:39,461 - Seven. - So little. 371 00:25:41,221 --> 00:25:44,221 Christ, I wonder sometimes whether that is half the reason I am the way 372 00:25:44,261 --> 00:25:48,181 I am. I mean, my brain is just... Christ, it's fucked. 373 00:25:48,221 --> 00:25:49,861 I have to take pills, you know. 374 00:25:49,901 --> 00:25:52,901 Fucking shame. 375 00:25:52,941 --> 00:25:55,341 You are bonny in the woods. 376 00:25:57,341 --> 00:26:00,061 I like it. 377 00:26:00,101 --> 00:26:02,621 I bet you miss... 378 00:26:09,141 --> 00:26:12,581 - Who is she? - I dunno, man. 379 00:26:12,621 --> 00:26:17,661 She could be a cop, maybe? An investigator? 380 00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:20,421 I fucked up. How could you know, man. 381 00:26:20,461 --> 00:26:22,821 None of us knew. She seems fantastic. 382 00:26:22,861 --> 00:26:26,141 Dyl, I don't know what I fucking - said to her. - I mean, you know. 383 00:26:26,181 --> 00:26:29,701 You were careful, but they know about the weed grow. 384 00:26:33,501 --> 00:26:37,421 - I trusted her. - I know, dude. I'm sorry, man. 385 00:26:37,461 --> 00:26:41,901 She fucking lied. She told me things about her fucking past, 386 00:26:41,941 --> 00:26:44,181 her family and... 387 00:26:48,101 --> 00:26:50,901 She kissed me. 388 00:26:54,941 --> 00:26:56,861 I liked her. 389 00:27:00,021 --> 00:27:02,221 I really liked her. 390 00:27:10,901 --> 00:27:13,701 I am never trusting an outsider again. 391 00:27:17,781 --> 00:27:20,621 I think we've got a problem. 392 00:27:27,261 --> 00:27:30,021 What do you want? 393 00:27:30,061 --> 00:27:33,821 Want to know if you'll reconsider speaking to your mason pals 394 00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:36,981 - to help Vinnie's shack. - No. 395 00:27:37,021 --> 00:27:40,381 I won't, and there's nothing you can say or do 396 00:27:40,421 --> 00:27:43,741 that will make me change my mind. 397 00:27:43,781 --> 00:27:46,741 Oh, really? 398 00:27:51,181 --> 00:27:53,101 - Hi. JJ. - Hey. 399 00:27:53,141 --> 00:27:57,861 - Dylan, how's it going? - Good, yeah, - how are you? - Yeah, great, thanks. 400 00:27:57,901 --> 00:28:00,701 Sandra's asked us to bring down the new optics from the function room, 401 00:28:00,741 --> 00:28:03,101 can you come give me a hand? Yeah, no worries. 402 00:28:09,581 --> 00:28:11,661 Get up to anything last night after - you left here? - Nah, 403 00:28:11,701 --> 00:28:14,981 just stayed at home, quiet one. How about you? 404 00:28:15,021 --> 00:28:18,701 Yeah, same, I was wrecked. It's hard work, this place. 405 00:28:20,901 --> 00:28:24,621 Hello. 406 00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:26,901 What are you up to? 407 00:28:31,741 --> 00:28:34,701 What's going on? Who the fuck are you? 408 00:28:34,741 --> 00:28:37,701 - What? - Who are you working for? 409 00:28:37,741 --> 00:28:40,221 Who do I work for? I work here. 410 00:28:41,861 --> 00:28:44,341 Do you think I am a cunt? 411 00:28:49,301 --> 00:28:53,381 It's a funny little thing, that. There you go. 412 00:28:54,381 --> 00:28:55,981 Come on. 413 00:28:57,941 --> 00:29:00,101 So why have you been doing that, then? 414 00:29:00,141 --> 00:29:02,941 Why have you been recording all our chats? 415 00:29:02,981 --> 00:29:06,261 Because I like to remember them, I like to have nice moments. 416 00:29:06,301 --> 00:29:08,501 Look at me. 417 00:29:08,541 --> 00:29:11,661 I really fucking fell for you. Do you know that? 418 00:29:11,701 --> 00:29:15,621 I let you in. And I am really lonely. 419 00:29:16,861 --> 00:29:19,581 You knew, didn't you? 420 00:29:19,621 --> 00:29:21,581 Vin, can we speak alone? 421 00:29:21,621 --> 00:29:24,141 No. 422 00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:31,981 Look at these people with me now. 423 00:29:32,021 --> 00:29:35,861 They are all I have ever known. 424 00:29:35,901 --> 00:29:39,181 I don't have anybody else, they are my entire family. 425 00:29:39,221 --> 00:29:43,181 And if you fucked me over, fucking look at them. 426 00:29:43,221 --> 00:29:46,421 You have fucked them over too, haven't you? 427 00:29:46,461 --> 00:29:48,701 Are you police? 428 00:29:49,421 --> 00:29:51,781 Yeah. 429 00:29:51,821 --> 00:29:54,981 Is it Slater? 430 00:29:55,021 --> 00:29:57,421 What have you told him? 431 00:29:57,461 --> 00:30:00,821 Fucking, what have you - told him? - Everything. 432 00:30:00,861 --> 00:30:05,701 - Right. - Listen... I started to like you, 433 00:30:05,741 --> 00:30:08,981 I did, I swear, it started as a job 434 00:30:09,021 --> 00:30:11,221 but then I got feelings and... She's lying. 435 00:30:11,261 --> 00:30:14,701 - I'm not. - Say anything to get out of this room now, won't you? 436 00:30:14,741 --> 00:30:20,781 Vinnie, I swear... I told you about my mum, didn't I? 437 00:30:22,301 --> 00:30:24,981 And my dad. 438 00:30:27,301 --> 00:30:30,261 Look, Slater wants you guys, but he wants McCann, too. 439 00:30:30,301 --> 00:30:32,101 So if you let me, I can help you. 440 00:30:32,141 --> 00:30:34,781 - We can't trust you. - Dylan, please, they're planning a raid, 441 00:30:34,821 --> 00:30:37,941 they've done surveillance but they need me to tell them the right time. 442 00:30:37,981 --> 00:30:41,261 We let her now and she's gonna go squealing straight to the cops. 443 00:30:41,301 --> 00:30:44,301 I won't, Vin, I swear. 444 00:30:44,341 --> 00:30:46,741 Trust me. 445 00:30:50,421 --> 00:30:53,101 Why the fuck, after all this, 446 00:30:53,141 --> 00:30:56,381 why would you help us, eh? 447 00:30:56,421 --> 00:30:59,581 - Why would you? - Because... 448 00:31:04,021 --> 00:31:06,661 ..you've got a good heart. 449 00:32:04,541 --> 00:32:10,221 All units standby unless active or urgent. Entry team forward. 450 00:32:15,501 --> 00:32:19,101 Armed police, stand still and show me your hands. 451 00:32:19,981 --> 00:32:22,261 Armed police! 452 00:32:23,701 --> 00:32:26,701 Police. 453 00:32:27,221 --> 00:32:30,301 Morning, lads. 454 00:32:30,341 --> 00:32:32,301 Armed police. 455 00:32:43,821 --> 00:32:47,861 - What the fuck? - POLICE Premise clear. No arrests made. 456 00:32:47,901 --> 00:32:50,821 Fuck! Fuck's sake! 457 00:32:50,861 --> 00:32:54,341 Armed police, do not move! Can I come in for a minute? 458 00:32:54,381 --> 00:32:57,341 I am unarmed, I am unarmed. You alright? 459 00:32:58,341 --> 00:33:01,661 I have to be honest, you have, I mean, 460 00:33:01,701 --> 00:33:05,821 Jesus, Carl, you have fucked me... Can I sit down? Can I sit down? 461 00:33:05,861 --> 00:33:09,621 Oh, God. Carl, I have got to hand it to you, man, 462 00:33:09,661 --> 00:33:13,021 you have royally fucked me over. 463 00:33:13,061 --> 00:33:16,061 I am fucking heartbroken with the Sam thing. I had no idea, man. 464 00:33:16,101 --> 00:33:20,701 - Seems like you did. - Well, yeah, but fuck me, only just, dude. 465 00:33:20,741 --> 00:33:24,301 Christ lads, you were really bloody close. Really close. 466 00:33:24,341 --> 00:33:28,221 Yeah. But anyway you have done really well, 467 00:33:28,261 --> 00:33:31,261 I think you have fucked me right over and I just don't want you 468 00:33:31,301 --> 00:33:33,941 hanging on my back for the rest of my life so...fair cop. 469 00:33:33,981 --> 00:33:37,381 - Alright, what's going on? - Nothing. Crap. Cuff him. 470 00:33:45,421 --> 00:33:47,581 Now, back in the van. 471 00:33:47,621 --> 00:33:53,101 - Leave him here. - But sir... Leave him and go. I'll be fine. 472 00:33:56,541 --> 00:33:59,181 Oh, be my fucking guest, Vin, have a seat. 473 00:34:05,621 --> 00:34:09,141 We've known each other a long time, - haven't we, Vinnie? - Since school. 474 00:34:09,181 --> 00:34:13,941 So I'm quietly confident that this behaviour 475 00:34:13,981 --> 00:34:17,301 is wildly out of character. Vincent O'Neill 476 00:34:17,341 --> 00:34:20,621 doesn't just give himself up and then happily walk back to prison, 477 00:34:20,661 --> 00:34:24,021 - does he? - Dude, I just don't think I'll get that long inside. 478 00:34:24,061 --> 00:34:27,181 In all truth, Carl, I won't, and I have fucking been there before 479 00:34:27,221 --> 00:34:29,301 and it is just not that bad so it makes no difference, 480 00:34:29,341 --> 00:34:32,781 lock me up and the rest, - why not? - What's going on, Vin? 481 00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:37,741 Carl, mate, you're on a fucking revenge mission. I get it. 482 00:34:37,781 --> 00:34:41,581 You don't like me. You know I was a fucking horrible cunt to you 483 00:34:41,621 --> 00:34:43,861 in school, I called you a dog bummer and it stuck. 484 00:34:43,901 --> 00:34:46,101 It can't have helped. 485 00:34:46,141 --> 00:34:48,901 I always had a posse of mates and you struggled a bit, 486 00:34:48,941 --> 00:34:53,021 you were always on your own. But you couldn't possibly hurt me more 487 00:34:53,061 --> 00:34:55,021 than me. 488 00:34:55,061 --> 00:35:01,221 Carl, listen to me. With no agenda, I am a fucking nobody. 489 00:35:01,261 --> 00:35:05,421 Pathetic, mentally ill dickhead criminal 490 00:35:05,461 --> 00:35:07,701 for the arse end of nowhere. 491 00:35:07,741 --> 00:35:10,341 If you want people talking your name 492 00:35:10,381 --> 00:35:14,381 you best land yourself a much - bigger fish. - Oh, I intend to. 493 00:35:14,421 --> 00:35:17,221 Right. Well... 494 00:35:17,261 --> 00:35:20,821 it just so happens I could help you out with that. 495 00:35:20,861 --> 00:35:23,341 But I'm gonna want some guarantees. 496 00:35:23,381 --> 00:35:29,381 - I don't do deals, Vin. - Sound enough, forget the whole thing. No worries. 497 00:35:57,541 --> 00:35:59,181 You stay here. 498 00:36:08,821 --> 00:36:11,581 Come on. I managed to get hold of 5K. 499 00:36:11,621 --> 00:36:13,661 I've borrowed two grand from the Crow's Nest. 500 00:36:13,701 --> 00:36:16,901 And I've put in the money I was gonna use to restart my sex dungeon. 501 00:36:16,941 --> 00:36:20,901 - Thanks, Tommo. - Pleasure. Just... stay out of my dreams. 502 00:36:20,941 --> 00:36:24,301 Well, we're still way too short. Even with the club money 503 00:36:24,341 --> 00:36:27,981 - that's only 19k. - Shit. 504 00:36:29,901 --> 00:36:32,581 I'll lend you the rest. 505 00:36:32,621 --> 00:36:36,781 I've got it. I'll get it back. It's fine. 506 00:36:40,861 --> 00:36:45,141 Dad, before you say anything, Erin wants a chance to apologise. 507 00:36:45,181 --> 00:36:49,501 How do you know her? Through business. 508 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:52,861 She's a good person, and she has your money. 509 00:36:52,901 --> 00:36:57,741 Mister McCann, I am really, really, sorry. 510 00:36:57,781 --> 00:37:00,541 I just want to put things right. 511 00:37:00,581 --> 00:37:03,141 Dad, can we come in? 512 00:37:25,341 --> 00:37:28,341 You're cheating. You can't catch me. 513 00:37:28,381 --> 00:37:32,701 I will catch you. I've got you already. 514 00:37:35,101 --> 00:37:37,381 - Sorry, can I just go to the loo? - No. 515 00:37:41,221 --> 00:37:43,981 Course you can use the fucking loo. 516 00:37:56,821 --> 00:37:59,861 - You're cheating. - No, I am not. Yes, you are. 517 00:38:02,181 --> 00:38:04,261 You are a cheater. 518 00:38:04,301 --> 00:38:06,741 Hi, girls. Hi, Stevie. 519 00:38:06,781 --> 00:38:09,781 Hey, why don't we go inside cos it is starting to rain? 520 00:38:09,821 --> 00:38:12,821 Ouch. Can we go inside, please? Fight with us. 521 00:38:12,861 --> 00:38:17,261 - Pussy. - Later, I will fight with you - later. Come on. - No! 522 00:38:17,301 --> 00:38:20,541 -- Yes. - No, idiot. - You're an - idiot. - You're an idiot. 523 00:38:20,581 --> 00:38:24,821 And you're not coming in our room. I don't wanna get in your stupid room anyway. 524 00:38:24,861 --> 00:38:28,141 - Cos it smells. - Your room smells. I don't care cos I am gonna go in 525 00:38:28,181 --> 00:38:31,301 and I'm gonna mess up all your stuff. I am. 526 00:38:31,341 --> 00:38:33,301 - No, you're not. - Yeah, I am. 527 00:38:33,341 --> 00:38:36,301 I am coming. I am coming. 528 00:38:41,341 --> 00:38:43,741 You upset me, Erin. 529 00:38:43,781 --> 00:38:46,501 I don't like rejection. 530 00:38:47,741 --> 00:38:49,781 You had that prick O'Neill inside you. 531 00:38:49,821 --> 00:38:53,181 Had his baby, and you have the fucking temerity to reject me. 532 00:38:54,741 --> 00:38:57,821 I appreciate the money back, but you're done. 533 00:38:59,061 --> 00:39:00,981 Terence... You're done. 534 00:39:01,021 --> 00:39:03,221 When you least fucking expect it, 535 00:39:03,261 --> 00:39:06,781 you and that arsehole O'Neill will get what's coming to you. 536 00:39:06,821 --> 00:39:08,821 Mister McCann... Shh. 537 00:40:08,141 --> 00:40:11,061 - Dad! - Fuck's sake... 538 00:40:21,341 --> 00:40:23,301 Stop... 539 00:40:39,901 --> 00:40:42,301 That way, that way, go! 540 00:40:47,061 --> 00:40:50,461 Fuck's sake. You always take their side. 541 00:40:58,101 --> 00:41:01,141 - All good? - Yeah. 542 00:41:01,181 --> 00:41:04,701 Mission accomplished. 543 00:41:11,741 --> 00:41:15,501 Nice one, Stevie. Thank God for that. 544 00:41:17,021 --> 00:41:20,341 - I'm scared. - Hey, don't be. Listen to me. 545 00:41:20,381 --> 00:41:23,821 If that works out, we'll be free of him, hun. 546 00:41:23,861 --> 00:41:25,981 Will we though? 547 00:41:28,261 --> 00:41:31,181 Erm... I'm sorry about Samantha. 548 00:41:31,221 --> 00:41:34,581 It's alright. You know, all the things I did with her, 549 00:41:34,621 --> 00:41:38,061 I'd show her the woods, and where I used to play 550 00:41:38,101 --> 00:41:40,821 when I was little, and the whole bloody time, 551 00:41:40,861 --> 00:41:43,621 all I could think was I wished it was you. 552 00:41:47,901 --> 00:41:51,341 Vin... I know. I know. I know. It's fine. 553 00:41:51,381 --> 00:41:54,581 I always think about what you whispered. 554 00:41:56,141 --> 00:41:58,701 I don't know. 555 00:41:58,741 --> 00:42:01,501 I don't know anything anymore. 556 00:42:01,541 --> 00:42:04,381 I just want to do what's best for Tyler. 557 00:42:04,421 --> 00:42:07,981 I have to do what's best for our boy. 558 00:42:10,781 --> 00:42:13,501 Come here. 559 00:42:22,781 --> 00:42:27,021 Show me your hands now! Turn around! 560 00:42:42,981 --> 00:42:45,501 Well, well, well. 561 00:42:45,541 --> 00:42:48,101 What on Earth's this doing here? 562 00:44:08,101 --> 00:44:10,141 Fuck. 563 00:44:10,181 --> 00:44:13,661 Oi! Oi! Oi! Fuck off, dude. Get gone. 564 00:44:13,701 --> 00:44:17,421 Sorry, lads, time's up. This erection has to come down. 565 00:44:17,461 --> 00:44:21,261 Oi! Stop it! 566 00:44:22,141 --> 00:44:23,741 No, don't! 567 00:44:23,781 --> 00:44:27,341 That's enough, you Irish cunts. What's all this? 568 00:44:27,381 --> 00:44:30,461 What does it look like? Looks like two old twats 569 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:33,661 running through a wood holding - paper. - Fuck are you asking for then? 570 00:44:33,701 --> 00:44:38,061 Cease and desist, signed by the deputy head of planning 571 00:44:38,101 --> 00:44:41,541 at the council, - Nigel Perrywater. - You what? 572 00:44:41,581 --> 00:44:44,661 And I have written authorisation that this erection 573 00:44:44,701 --> 00:44:47,181 can stay exactly where it is. 574 00:44:48,501 --> 00:44:51,061 Alright. Early breakfast, boys. 575 00:44:57,381 --> 00:45:00,901 - Celebration? - Let's go the pub. 576 00:45:00,941 --> 00:45:04,981 - Jim's buying. - Erin, Erin, come down to the pub 577 00:45:05,021 --> 00:45:08,581 and make sure you bring bloody Sugar with you. Shirley saved the shack. 578 00:45:08,621 --> 00:45:12,141 Shirley and Jim. Christ, my God, 579 00:45:12,181 --> 00:45:15,421 it's a really good day, so... 580 00:45:15,461 --> 00:45:18,101 come and have a drink. 581 00:45:40,661 --> 00:45:43,341 - Alright, Sug? - Alright, Vin. Is Erin in? 582 00:45:43,381 --> 00:45:46,701 - I've no idea. - Is she not in. No? 583 00:45:46,741 --> 00:45:49,341 - I've only just got up. - Erin? 584 00:45:53,581 --> 00:45:56,221 Er- Erin? 585 00:45:57,701 --> 00:46:01,381 Ty... Tyler... What's going on? 586 00:46:01,421 --> 00:46:03,261 - Fuck! - Oh, my God. 587 00:46:04,901 --> 00:46:08,981 -- She's gone. - What? - She's fucking gone. She's gone. 588 00:46:55,461 --> 00:46:59,701 'My darling Vinnie, you are the dad to our beautiful son 589 00:46:59,741 --> 00:47:02,421 and an amazing friend. 590 00:47:02,461 --> 00:47:05,021 But I am scared, 591 00:47:05,061 --> 00:47:07,501 so I have to go. 592 00:47:07,541 --> 00:47:11,901 I need a fresh start somewhere that I know he is safe. 593 00:47:13,581 --> 00:47:16,261 I'm so sorry. 594 00:47:16,301 --> 00:47:18,901 I will miss you forever. 595 00:47:18,941 --> 00:47:21,341 And I hope you can forgive me.' 596 00:47:21,861 --> 00:47:25,541 34% was always enough. 597 00:47:40,061 --> 00:47:43,301 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk